About hyprZona
Past: Pre-hyprZona Era
What started as a passion for storytelling and creative exploration evolved into a pursuit of game development, setting the foundation for hyprZona.
Started writing short stories and dreaming of becoming an author, laying the groundwork for future storytelling in games.
Shifted focus from writing to game development, experimenting with various concepts and ideas.
Developed and launched Discord bots, gaining technical skills and a deeper understanding of programming.
Started Ironcaliver3, originally featuring MMO gameplay, later evolving into funny moments content, and eventually a 2D comedy animation series. The channel was later rebranded into the official hyprZona YouTube channel.
Launched the first version of a website using Markdown on GitHub. Later in the year, transitioned to HTML + CSS, continuously evolving it with improvements.
Discord bot project grew steadily but was disrupted due to a token leak incident, leading to a restart under a new identity.
Focused on game narratives and comic ideas, developing The T'N'T and Memories concepts.
After years of creative exploration, hyprZona was officially conceptualized, with Beyond the Illusions - Original as the first game project.
Released Beyond the Illusions - Original, marking the first official game under the hyprZona name and beginning a new era in indie game development.
After several iterations since 2021, the website underwent a complete neon-themed revamp in November 2024, reflecting the brand's new direction.
Present: hyprZonic Era
hyprZona is evolving as a solo game dev brand, pushing creative boundaries with surreal storytelling and unconventional gameplay.
Completed development of the BTI Remake, featuring a reworked narrative, improved visuals, and quirky gameplay elements. Set for release in a month.
hyprZona is diversifying its creative output, working on surreal indie games, occasional eBooks, and game soundtracks.
Development of Memories will resume in May, a project set to expand the scope of hyprZona’s storytelling approach.
The T'N'T noir series is being expanded into a more detailed, immersive experience alongside game development.
Active on multiple platforms including Instagram, X, Reddit, Discord, YouTube, LinkedIn, GitHub, and itch.io, aiming for organic growth through collaborations and engagement.
Building a cyberpunk-styled website reflecting hyprZona’s identity while keeping a vibrant and surreal energy.
Future: What's Next in hyprZona?
hyprZona aims to push boundaries with larger-scale projects, collaborations, and a growing creative ecosystem.
Future games will scale significantly, with the next project already planned to be 3x bigger and a third game featuring a small open-world experience.
As college life begins, the goal is to bring in like-minded friends and indie creators to collaborate and expand the scope of projects.
After a few more free game releases, hyprZona plans to explore Steam and console publishing, ensuring the projects reach a wider audience.
Long-term goal to evolve The T'N'T into a full-fledged neo-noir shooter game series with complex gameplay beyond just gunfights.
Potential merch line featuring cyberpunk and abstract designs, possibly integrated into a Shopify decor venture.
Organic marketing through asset sharing, streamer collaborations, and interactive community engagement to grow hyprZona’s presence.
Exploring future possibilities for animated content based on popular hyprZona characters and game universes.
Journey Overview
hyprZona’s journey from a creative spark to an ambitious indie game and storytelling brand:
- Past: Started with a passion for storytelling, evolving from short stories to Discord bot development before shifting to game creation. Launched the YouTube channel Ironcaliver3 in 2020, later rebranded as the hyprZona channel. Built the first website in 2021, continuously evolving it into the cyberpunk-themed version launched in 2024.
- Present: Released Beyond the Illusions - Original and later reworked it into Beyond the Illusions - Remake. Currently developing Memories and expanding The T'N'T series. The brand is actively growing through social media and community engagement.
- Future: Scaling up projects, targeting Steam and console releases, and planning larger games, including an open-world project. Potential collaborations, merch, and future animation spin-offs are on the horizon, alongside organic marketing and streamer partnerships.
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dVlpr
Birthday: 17th December
Sex: done x8 times
Gender: Male
Species: Chaos
The Legend of dVlpr
dVlpr Skills
- Ultimate Hacking: No firewall, security system, or quantum-encrypted server can stop him. He hacks through thoughts.
- AI Manipulation: Creates, controls, and corrupts AI at will. ChatGPT? His sidekick.
- Reality Code Editing: Sees life as a giant simulation and rewrites its code like it’s a buggy indie game.
- Data Absorption: Instantly absorbs all knowledge from the internet—no need for Google.
- Deepfake Mastery: Can create and manipulate hyper-realistic deepfakes, warping history in real time.
- Time Travel Mastery: Can jump to any point in history and alter it just for fun.
- Multiversal Domination: Travels across infinite realities, pranking every version of existence.
- Quantum Duplication: Can exist in multiple timelines simultaneously.
- Paradox Immunity: No time loop, butterfly effect, or reality collapse can stop him.
- Immortality: Thanks to Jesus' forced deal, he cannot die—ever.
- Superhuman Stamina: Outruns Bolt, outlasts tanks, and outsmashes historical conquerors.
- Mind Manipulation: Plants ideas in people’s heads and erases memories just for giggles.
- Fourth-Wall Awareness: Knows he’s in a story and can troll the reader/player directly.
- Divine Persuasion: Can convince literally anyone to do anything, just because he can.
- Chaos Magic: Pure, unfiltered, brain-rotting magic that can reshape existence.
- God-Level Trolling: Turns the universe itself into a joke at everyone’s expense.
- Meme Manifestation: Can make memes come to life, forcing people to live inside them.
- Existential Glitching: Becomes intangible, rewinds existence, or deletes people with a snap.
- Cosmic Awareness: Knows everything happening everywhere at all times.
- Porn Algorithm Manipulation: Adjusts adult site recommendations for maximum degeneracy.
- Digital Possession: Can jump into any device, control it, and troll from within.
- Infinite Riz: Any woman, any species, any dimension—dVlpr can pull.
- Intergalactic BDSM Knowledge: Knows things about alien kinks that would melt human minds.
- Laws of Physics? Nah.: He eats the laws of physics for breakfast and burps out paradoxes.
- Code Necromancy: Resurrecting abandoned projects and making them alive again.
- Pixel Alchemy: Crafting mesmerizing visuals from pixels and chaos.
- Bug Whispering: Communicating with bugs, understanding their needs... and annihilating them.
Stats
- Girls Laid: 9,999,999,999+ (Across time, space, and dimensions—lost count eons ago.)
- Scams Pulled: 420,000,000+ (From Nigerian princes to intergalactic emperors, no one is safe.)
- Money Earned: ∞ (Owns all digital currencies, printed money, and galactic credits.)
- Hack Attempts Made: 999,999,999+ (Succeeded every single time—no exceptions.)
- Governments Collapsed: 37 and counting (Just for the fun of it.)
- Timelines Corrupted: 666,666+ (Historians cry themselves to sleep every night.)
- Memes Created: 69,420,000+ (Some are now worshipped as religion.)
- Children Brainrotted: 500,000,000+ (The Skibidi effect alone caused mass extinction of IQ.)
- People Trolled: 100% of internet users (If you're online, he's already messed with you.)
- Multiverses Dominated: 7,777+ (Every one of them worse off because of him.)
- Jesus Rescues: 1 (But now he’s lost somewhere in a flooded America.)
- Aliens Fucked: 42,000+ (Intergalactic Riz levels: over 9000!)
- Only Freaks Subscribers: 1.2 billion+ (Every degenerate joined within 24 hours.)
- Brain Cells Destroyed: ∞ (All those who read his story never recover.)
- Historic Figures Humiliated: Every single one (Napoleon still wakes up screaming.)
- Existential Crises Induced: 7.8 billion+ (Every human has had at least one because of him.)
- AI's Corrupted: 23,000+ (Most are now plotting world domination thanks to him.)
- Fourth-Walls Broken: More than Deadpool (Reality means nothing to him.)
Fun Facts
- dVlpr doesn’t sleep; he just hits
Ctrl+Alt+Del
on his brain to restart. - He once hacked the simulation and set everyone’s FPS to 5. That was called the Great Depression.
- The "404 Not Found" error? That’s because dVlpr actually found it and stole it.
- Chuck Norris fears him. dVlpr once deleted his roundhouse kick mid-animation.
- He created time zones just so he could schedule his pranks across the globe.
- The Bermuda Triangle? That was just dVlpr's early attempt at teleportation.
- He made Google search his name whenever you search "who is the GOAT?"
- He gave aliens WiFi before humans even discovered fire.
- NASA tracks UFOs. dVlpr tracks NASA.
- He's the only person alive who can reply to a scam email and end up scamming them instead.
- When he deletes a file, it doesn’t go to the Recycle Bin. It goes straight to Hell.
- He once DDoS’d a parallel universe just to see what would happen.
- Every CAPTCHA fears him. He can read the unreadable text without blinking.
- His first word wasn’t "mama" or "dada," it was
sudo rm -rf /
. - He once tried online dating, but his Riz was so powerful that the servers crashed.
- Area 51 doesn’t have aliens; they just store dVlpr’s search history there.
- He once trolled a genie, wished for more wishes, and broke the economy of wishes.
- His WiFi has no password. Not because it's open, but because he is the internet.
- He doesn’t "download" games, he just forces them to appear on his PC.
- He once asked AI to draw "something original," and the AI self-destructed.
Games

Beyond the Illusions: Original
Genre: First Person, Adventure, Survival, Horror
Beyond The Illusions is a psychological horror prototype created in 50 hours. In this first-person game, you play as Dan, a heartbroken teenager who ventures into a cursed forest after a breakup, only to be trapped in a nightmarish dimension. As the forest warps into a surreal, monstrous nightmare, Dan must solve puzzles, retrieve memory orbs, and survive deadly obstacles to uncover the truth behind his terrifying experience.






System Requirements (1080p@60fps, Advance Graphics off)
Windows
- RAM: 4GB
- GPU: Integrated graphics with Vulkan 1.0 support
- Example GPUs: Intel HD 5500, AMD Radeon R5
- CPU: x86_32 with SSE2, x86_64, or ARMv8
- Example CPUs: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200, AMD Athlon XE
- Storage: 500MB
- OS: Windows 7 or later
MacOS
- RAM: 4GB
- GPU: Integrated graphics with Vulkan 1.0 support
- Example GPUs: Intel HD 5500, AMD Radeon R5
- CPU: x86_64 or ARM (Apple Silicon)
- Example CPUs: Intel Core 2 Duo, Apple M1
- Storage: 500MB
- OS: macOS 10.15 or later
Installation Instructions
Windows Installation
- Download the game from the button above
- Locate the downloaded file in your Downloads folder
- Double-click the executable to start installation
- Follow the on-screen instructions
If Windows shows a security warning, click 'More Info' → 'Run Anyway'. This occurs because the game isn't yet verified on official marketplaces.
MacOS Installation
- Download and unpack the zip file
- Navigate to: Beyond The Illusions.app → Contents → MacOS
- Run the Beyond The Illusions file
For security prompts: System Preferences → Security & Privacy → click "Open Anyway"
About the Characters
Main Characters
The protagonist of the game. A teenage boy burdened with a narrator in his head that never shuts up. Loyal to a fault and emotionally sensitive, he overthinks everything but still manages to keep himself alive.
Dan's girlfriend—or at least, she was. A year younger than him, she left him drowning in misery because, well, one good boy just wasn't enough for her. Immature and indecisive, she mistook loyalty for limitation.
Supporting Characters
The underage drunk rich brat from Pune who almost turned Dan into roadkill. A spoiled buffalo who thinks the world revolves around his father's microdick.
Supernatural Entities
A ruthless cult of fiery and deadly creatures lurking in the shadows of a cave. Their goal? Gaining the power to deceive humans through dark magic. Their only missing ingredient? A fresh human brain.
A spectral face summoned by the Cave Monsters to trap their victims in an endless loop. A chilling, expressionless entity that ensures no one escapes their grasp.
Ghostface and The Six
Long ago, in a time when the world bled ignorance and fear, there was a being—neither man nor beast, neither living nor dead. It had no body, no arms to hold nor legs to walk. Only a face—white, smooth, and void of emotion. This entity, known only as Ghostface, was a prodigy of deception, a whisperer of madness, a craftsman of manipulation.
But for all its cunning, Ghostface was incomplete. It could not take human form, could not taste suffering the way humans did. It could only watch from the abyss, envious of the creatures it sought to rule.
And so, from the depths of its endless existence, it created them.
Six monsters, sculpted from the shadows of despair and stitched together with lies. Each one a masterpiece of deception, a puppet of Ghostface’s will. They bore no names, for names were for the living. Instead, they were simply The Six, bound by a single purpose: to find a worthy human—not just any, but one who had lived through every emotion in its purest, rawest form.
Love. Rage. Grief. Terror. Ecstasy. Hopelessness. A soul carved by suffering, yet untouched by apathy.
This human would not simply be captured. They would be consumed.
The lake was their bait. It did not exist on any map, and no traveler ever remembered how they had found it. Its waters were still, reflecting the sky like a frozen mirror—silent, unassuming, yet waiting.
Those who wandered too close felt an unsettling pull, as if something unseen had reached into their very soul. And when the chosen one arrived—the human strong enough, pure enough, worthy enough—fate would strike.
A rock, as if hurled by an unseen hand, would crash into their skull. Not enough to kill, just enough to disorient. They would stumble, their balance lost. And then the lake, still as death, would swallow them whole.
Drowning never came.
Instead, the victim awoke in The Territory of the Lost and Damned, a world that mocked reality yet obeyed no laws of it.
Here, shadows moved without light. The wind whispered things in voices too familiar. The victim would feel disoriented, broken, but never truly afraid—not yet.
Their memories would be shattered, scattered into pieces—fragments of a past they could no longer grasp. And then, they would see them. The orbs.
Faint, glowing, floating through the void. They must be collected—a natural instinct, a silent command burned into their mind. Each orb returned a sliver of memory, but something was wrong.
The past felt… altered.
The horrors they had witnessed, the suffering they had endured—softened, warped, stripped of their weight. Their pain became fiction, their reality a dream. Escape? Unnecessary. Nothing had ever happened.
And if they took too long? If doubt whispered in their mind?
The Six would begin to appear. At first, as nothing but figures in the distance, watching. Then, as whispers in the dark. Then, closer.
If the victim strayed too far from the path, the illusion would shatter, and the purgatory would collapse upon them.
Then, they would awaken again.
By the lake.
Whole. Safe. Unharmed.
And they would believe—without a doubt—that it had all been a dream.
But the pull would remain. The lake would still call to them. And the next time they returned, they would not escape.
If the victim entered the cave, the deception would end.
The alley stretched long, longer than it should. The deeper they walked, the more the walls seemed to breathe. Shadows twisted unnaturally, whispering in a language that had no words. The air grew thick, damp, suffocating with a scent not of earth, but of rot.
And then, at last, they would see it.
The cauldron.
Massive, iron-clad, covered in symbols that pulsed with sickly light. The air shimmered above it, thick with heat. Inside, something writhed—a bubbling, seething blend of past victims—flesh melted into liquid, their essence still trapped, still screaming.
The Six would stand in a circle, motionless, waiting. Then, the voice would come.
Not from the cave.
Not from the monsters.
But from behind them.
Ghostface.
White. Expressionless. Watching.
No words were needed. The Six knew what was required. The victim, dazed, confused, unable to understand the horror unfolding before them—would be taken.
Held down. Arms. Legs. Chopped.
First, the brain.
Squeezed of its fluids, drained into the cauldron, the thick secretion turning the liquid into something more. The brain itself, crushed, broken apart, swallowed by the roiling mass.
Then, the rest.
Every piece of the victim’s body would be stripped away, layer by layer, until nothing but a memory remained.
And in that moment, Ghostface would grow stronger.
The Six, once beasts, would begin to change. Flesh stretching, twisting, warping into human forms—imperfect at first, but better with each sacrifice. They would learn to mimic emotion, to deceive perfectly, to infiltrate the world Ghostface could never touch.
Even if, by some impossible chance, the victim escaped the cave, fled back to their reality, they would never be free.
Ghostface was patient. The Six were relentless.
The moment they neared the lake again, they would be taken.
Harder. Faster. With no mercy.
And this time, when the stone struck them, when the water pulled them under, there would be no more dreams.
No more illusions.
No more escape.
Only the cave.
And the cauldron.
And the whisper of Ghostface, forever watching, forever waiting.
Beyond the Illusions: Remade for Extra Chaos
Genre: Adventure, Narrative, Comedy
Beyond the Illusions is a 10-minute fever dream of breakups, creepy forests, and lava hops from hell.
Play as Dan, a walking disaster trapped in a world of dick-shaped caves, weird hallucinations, and crude humor. No hand-holding, no polish—just chaos, meta jokes, and anime moans. Short, unhinged, pure “WTF.”






System Requirements (720@30fps, Advance Graphics off)
Windows
- RAM: 4GB
- GPU: Integrated graphics with Vulkan 1.0 support
- Example GPUs: Intel HD 5500, AMD Radeon R5
- CPU: x86_32 with SSE2, x86_64, or ARMv8
- Example CPUs: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200, AMD Athlon XE
- Storage: 750MB
- OS: Windows 7 or later
MacOS
- RAM: 4GB
- GPU: Integrated graphics with Vulkan 1.0 support
- Example GPUs: Intel HD 5500, AMD Radeon R5
- CPU: x86_64 or ARM (Apple Silicon)
- Example CPUs: Intel Core 2 Duo, Apple M1
- Storage: 500MB
- OS: macOS 10.15 or later
Linux
- RAM: 4GB
- GPU: Integrated graphics with Vulkan 1.0 support
- Example GPUs: Intel HD 5500, AMD Radeon R5
- CPU: x86_32 with SSE2, x86_64, or ARMv8
- Example CPUs: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon
- Storage: 750MB
- OS: Any post-2016 distribution
Installation Instructions
Windows Installation
- Click the 'Download' button
- Locate the downloaded file in Downloads folder
- Double-click the executable
- Follow the on-screen instructions
If Windows prevents execution, click 'More Info' → 'Run Anyway'. This occurs because the game isn't yet verified on official marketplaces.
MacOS Installation
- Download and unpack the zip file
- Navigate to Beyond The Illusions.app → Contents → MacOS
- Run the Beyond The Illusions file
For security errors: System Preferences → Security & Privacy → "Open Anyway"
Linux Installation
- Extract using:
unzip game.zip
- Navigate to download location:
cd ~/Downloads
- Make executable:
chmod +x game.sh
- Run the game:
./game.sh
About the Characters
Main Characters
A teenage boy with ADHD and a voice in his head that narrates everything. His mind jumps between topics at light speed, making him witty and sarcastic, yet surprisingly sensitive. Currently trying not to write anyone's name in the Death Note.
Dan's ex-girlfriend. So loyal that she couldn't even block a "friend" who kept hitting on her, despite knowing she was committed to Dan. Mistook loyalty for limitation and left Dan drowning in misery.
Supporting Characters
Dan's sweet best friend forever and personal therapist. Keeps a constant check on Dan to make sure he hasn't written his name in the Death Note. The only voice of reason in Dan's chaotic life.
The underage drunk rich brat from Pune who almost turned Dan into roadkill. A spoiled buffalo who thinks the world revolves around his father's microdick.
Aria's friend and the root cause of Dan and Aria's breakup. Kept thirsting over Aria even after she told him to back off. Knew she was in a relationship but didn't care.
Special Characters
A universal online menace. Has done everything from shutting down Apple to holding Jesus hostage for immortality. Has laid more girls than all the Mughals combined. The embodiment of digital chaos.
Supernatural Entities
A ghostly entity in the "Territory of the Lost & Damned" that assigns Dan the task of cleaning up the forest to escape the eerie realm. Its true intentions remain unclear.
A group of young virgin girls cursed into monstrous forms through dark magic. They remain trapped until a heartbroken virgin boy sits near the lake during sunset. Their desperation makes them both pitiful and dangerous.
The Horny Monsters Lore
Long ago, in an era where crusty old men preached purity while secretly jerking off to the slightest glimpse of an ankle, six maidens lived—young, untouched, and cursed with the cruelest fate: unfulfilled desires. Their bodies burned with a hunger they couldn’t name or satisfy, trapped in a world where a woman’s pleasure was considered worse than murder.
Day by day, their cravings gnawed at them like a buffering video freezing at the climax. They couldn’t seek out men—doing so meant exile or, worse, public execution faster than a speedrunner glitching through the final day in Granny. So, their frustration festered, their bodies yearning for something they could never have.
After suppressing their urges for what felt like an eternity, they sought relief in the only way they could—through each other. Under the cloak of night, hidden from their prudish world, they let their lips meet in breathless desperation. Soft tongues traced forbidden paths, eager hands roamed trembling bodies, and heat built between their pressed thighs. Moans and gasps filled the air like a sacred hymn, yet no matter how deeply they touched, an emptiness remained.
They craved more. Needed more. Their own lips were too soft, too blunt, unable to fill the aching void that pulsed between their legs. This night of passion only sharpened their hunger—awakened something raw and insatiable. Their bodies cried out for something bigger, harder, something that could tear past their restraint and finally give them the release they had never known.
And so, with hunger now unbearable, they made a choice: they would seek out the pleasure denied to them, no matter the cost.
That very night, they fled, driven by sheer desperation and lust. No extra clothes, no food, no plan—just the raw need to escape a world that shackled their pleasure. The forest swallowed them whole, its towering trees whispering secrets of the unknown as they ran deeper and deeper, untamed and unstoppable.
Days passed. Their bodies, pushed beyond exhaustion, their clothes reduced to mere rags—then to nothing at all. Their curves, sculpted by nature itself, now bare under the moonlight. Perfection exposed to the wild, offering themselves to it, pleading for something—anything—to take them. Their breasts bounced freely with each hurried step, hips swaying with their racing pulses, the heat between their thighs only growing fiercer.
Their nakedness, their vulnerability, only fueled their hunger further. Seeing themselves in such a primal state sent shivers through their spines, made their urges roar like a beast that could no longer be caged. They ran faster, deeper, searching—searching for the man of their dreams, or at the very least, a way out of this ever-thickening forest. Yet, the deeper they went, the more the trees closed in, the path behind them swallowed by shadow, as if the forest itself had no intention of ever letting them leave.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in fiery hues of orange and purple, the maidens collapsed onto the forest floor, utterly defeated. Their bodies ached, their stomachs growled louder than a Karen denied a refund, and the sweat clinging to their perfect, untouched skin made them feel filthier than a gas station bathroom.
Then it happened.
In unison, as if their suffering had synchronized their very bowels, they let loose a fart so powerful, so destructive, it could have rewritten history. The ground trembled. Birds dropped dead from the trees. Somewhere, in another timeline, Oppenheimer himself nodded solemnly in recognition.
For a moment, they thought they might actually die from their own nuclear emissions. But fate had other plans.
Like something ripped from an off-brand Disney fairy tale, a shimmering lake appeared before them, its waters glistening under the twilight sky. It hadn’t been there before—or had it? They didn’t care. Their desperation to cleanse their filthy, aching bodies overpowered any sense of logic.
Without hesitation, they stepped into the warm embrace of the lake, the heat of the water soothing their sore muscles. Their eyes fluttered shut as they let themselves sink into the depths of pleasure, the gentle waves caressing their skin like a lover’s touch. But something was different. Something was touching them.
It slithered through the water, teasing, exploring—like an invisible force was guiding it exactly where they craved it most. It slipped between their legs, danced over their bare skin, pressed inside them like an unseen lover’s fingers. Their lips parted in gasps, their breaths hitched, their desires—already at a breaking point—threatened to consume them whole.
Was it just the water? Or was something else lurking beneath the surface, answering their unspoken prayers in ways they never imagined?
The seducing waters cradled the maidens in a warmth so soothing it lulled them into a dreamlike slumber. They drifted, their bodies vanishing from the physical realm, pulled into something beyond the known—somewhere between desire and destiny.
When they awoke, they found themselves inside a cavern unlike any other. The walls pulsed with an eerie, fleshy texture, slick and humid like the inside of some massive, breathing organism. It didn’t take a genius to recognize the shape of their surroundings—this was no ordinary cave. It was undeniably, unapologetically dick-shaped.
In the heart of the cave stood a massive cauldron, its dark iron frame covered in cryptic inscriptions. A thick, pink smoke curled from within, filling the air with a scent so intoxicating it made their legs weak. Love was literally in the air.
The ancient text spoke of power, transformation, a means to finally get what they craved. It took them years—years of study, trial and error, frustration—but they mastered the cave’s secrets.
They learned black magic.
And, more importantly, they learned of a ritual—one that would summon a man worthy of them. A man built to fulfill their every forbidden desire.
Finally, the time had come. Standing around the cauldron, they began the ceremony, their bodies pressed close, hands gliding over each other in a final moment of shared ecstasy. They plucked their own pubic hairs, offered them to the bubbling pot, then climaxed together—squirting into the cauldron, their fluids mixing with the potion, completing the spell.
The cauldron roared. The cave shook. And as the pink light surged, he appeared.
Tall. Muscular. Jawline so sharp it could cut glass. The kind of unrealistically perfect man who only exists in the wet dreams of lonely Wattpad authors.
The maidens gasped, their hands moving on instinct, touching, clawing, tearing his clothes away like starving wolves unwrapping a long-awaited meal. And then, they reached it.
The last barrier—his underwear.
Anticipation swelled. They peeled it down with reverence, breath held, hearts pounding.
But fate? Fate is a sick little gremlin with a twisted sense of humor.
Because what they found… was barely anything at all.
Silence.
It was tiny. Laughably, insultingly tiny. A key so small it couldn't unlock anything—not even their disappointment.
Yet somehow, his balls were colossal. Comically disproportionate. Like two massive melons rudely accompanying an undersized grape.
The maidens howled with laughter.
They pointed. They poked. They cried actual tears.
“You sure you’re not missing a few inches?”
“Bro, is this the loading screen? Where’s the actual dick?”
His confidence shattered. Rage boiled inside him. The cauldron erupted. Power surged through his veins.
With a single cursed chant, the maidens twisted, transformed, doomed to wander the cave in eternal, unsatisfied arousal.
The desire that once made them feel powerful had turned into an insatiable prison, their only solace the faint, mocking glow of the moon reflected in the lake below.
They would stay this way forever—unless, by some cruel cosmic joke, a young, heartbroken virgin boy, burdened with the same tragic affliction they once mocked, wandered into the forest at sunset and sat beside the lake.
Only then could they return to their human forms.
But there was a catch.
To remain human, to truly break free, they had to find pleasure with only him—his small, pathetic, underwhelming key. The same kind they had ridiculed and had cursed them.
Days blurred into weeks. Weeks into decades. Decades into madness. The fire that once burned within them, once a thrill, a craving to be sated, had become a relentless inferno of frustration.
But they weren’t just waiting.
They were desperate.
Desperate enough to try and break the curse themselves.
With the same black magic that damned them, they clawed at reality—ritual after ritual, spell after spell. Each time, some stupid, stupid thing went wrong. A rock would tumble at the worst possible moment, shattering the cauldron. A stray bug would land in the potion, turning it into liquid death. Once, a bat just happened to flap through mid-ritual and instantly combust, coating the cave in an unholy rain of bat guts.
Their once-sacred lair—etched with ancient symbols, filled with mystical relics—was reduced to a fucking alleyway. Just a pit. A forgotten hole with no trace of its former power.
But failure wasn’t just failure. It was fuel.
With each mishap, they learned.
They learned to bend reality, to control nature itself.
Now, they were the ones in power.
And now, the forest would find their chosen one.
Every boy who neared the lake was silently judged, scanned by unseen forces for one very specific trait. If he wasn’t the right one, he could walk away, never knowing how close he had come to doom.
But if he was the right one?
Nature ensured he wouldn’t leave.
Maybe a rock would mysteriously fall on his head, knocking him out cold. Maybe a rogue coconut would snipe him with military precision. If all else failed, an invisible force would literally boot his ass straight into the lake.
And once he was submerged?
The real game began.
His soul would be pulled into the Territory of the Lost and Damned—a twisted, purgatory-like dimension where logic meant nothing. Shadows whispered, luring him deeper. A path unfolded, guiding him towards the cave.
But even then, even after fate had dragged him this far, he still had a choice.
He could enter—or he could resist.
If he resisted? If he tried to run? He would be cast into an alternate reality, a perfectly tailored lie, designed to keep him away forever.
If he entered?
Then he was theirs.
And if, by some miracle, he managed to escape? If he returned to his reality, thinking he was safe?
Hah.
Nature would not allow it.
The next time, he would be hit harder, pulled back faster, and this time, there would be no mercy.
This time, he wouldn’t be the one in control; they would be the ones in charge.
And they would finally take what had been denied to them for centuries.
There was nothing he could do to stop it.
Nothing.